Lisa's Lament

Despite photographic evidence to the contrary, the characters and events in the following verse are completely fictitious.

There once was a lass named Lisa
who travelled to Italy, but not to Pisa.

Excited about Rome
she forgot her undies at home.

Now stifle your snickers,
for Lisa found some knickers

and for merely a song
she acquired her thong

from a vending machine
and yes they were clean!

For the next two weeks
she must endure cold cheeks

as she travels to France
with her new underpants
to peruse the art and antiques

(Sorry Lisa, this picture was too priceless to pass up and the creation of the verse made for great train entertainment!)